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Walking with people that got longer legs than you.
How I imagine laws against memes
Basically me for an entire month
The reason I don't talk crazy online.
I hate sleep paralysis the MOST.
If insects had to introduce themselves.
If you learned how to deflect in real life.
When the hero is just as smart as villain.
Dropping a bottle cap, but face down.
How they feel at a drive thru, but at 3:20am
Basically EVERY Fox main.
When you hate losing, but don't want to show it.
Basically ANY main character in a detective anime.
What REALLY happens when they say "I'll be there".
Basically ANY loot based games.
Just some throw away videos
This is how it feels sometimes
Super Human Interview 2
Basically ANY voice command device.
What did you do to my drink...
Games where the NPCs have priority over everything.
When someone disrespects your ears with their words.
When you pick up a soda that's ACTUALLY fresh and still carbonated.
How objects feel when you're raging on a video game.
Asking ANYONE for the password.
Stores that ONLY want to make your life more inconvenient.
How putting in ANY eye contacts feel to me.
How EVERYTHING sounds when you're trying to sleep.
When your dramatic friend slips down 2 steps.
Trying to audition for ANY Disney project.
When you find out you're friends with the wrong person.
I walked into the wrong restaurant.
Me during ANY season change
The first person to suggest mail by pigeon.
Super human interview
The "where I'm from" type people.
Games that let you max out your stealth.
When you're at a party, but then a garbage local rapper slips the DJ a hundred.
People that think the manager can change everything.
How I fix snoring
Games where the world stops during dialogue.
How fish deal with stress. (IB: DemetriusHarmon & DopeIsland)
The first undercover agents to test the new hidden cameras.
I hate porta potties.
When your knees weak. (From instagram)
When the FBI suspects you of a crime, but you're inside on the game.
Someone tries to rob an upcoming rapper.
You got five dollars?
How GPS pronounces all the streets
Dropping anything in the bathroom
Basically how trying to stay neutral is.
If your shoes talked.
When you actually don't have spare change.
When you gotta question your own intelligence.
The first plant to become a venus fly trap
How taxes do you.